Friday, July 31, 2009

The weekend is here and Jorge Baluja is UPSET!

Lets all give a warm welcome to the newest reader of the Straw Buyer, DETECTIVE JORGE BALUJA! Looks like Mr. Baluja found the Miami Beach 411 article and was then redirected here. Glad you're on board Jorge! Too bad you're upset buddy! I mean really, did you think the voices of Blanton Harris, Jakeem Atwell, Frantz Raymond and Chris Marshall were going to remain silent forever? Come on, you know better than that!

Unlike you Jorge, I went and met with the people involved in your botched traffic accident investigation and LISTENED to what they had to say. If not for their description of how you handled the incident and your deplorable treatment of innocent citizens I would have never gone any further. Your behavior was TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE, not to mention an embarrassment to all the good, honest and hard working law enforcement officers out there. It didn't surprise me the least bit to learn that you went on to bigger and better things, after all it seems in Miami when law enforcement officers fail, they fail UP rather than down! I was sure when I read about your mortgage fraud case that there was no way you could have done it without making as much of a mess out of it as you did in the traffic accident.

Honestly Jorge, did you think you could play with fire and NOT GET BURNT?

Yes Jorge, it's time to "SET SAIL FOR FAIL!" On our cruise we'll have several ports of call including the lovely Isle of INTERNAL AFFAIRS, then we'll sail on down to the quaint port of FDLE and we'll conclude our cruise in the warm strangely comfortable waters of PUBLIC HUMILIATION.

Before we go on, I'd like to let those in law enforcement out there that are following this story that I have the utmost respect for the good, hardworking, honest police that are out there protecting the citizenry. If not for these public servants putting their lives on the line day in and day out, we would be living in a lawless society. Its cops like Jorge Baluja that give you guys a bad name.

I'm out for the weekend, check back Monday morning for more, next week we'll be meeting the BUSIEST MAN IN THE MDPD!

1 comment:

  1. Lol, I'm the creator of that gif (and webmaster at six50studios). I don't care if you use it or anything, but am kinda curious as to how you found it.